humour and satire regarding corrupt family courts

January 10, 2010

Real Cause Of Swine Flu discovered

scientists have made a breathtaking discovery and found that swine flu was actually spread by social workers.The amazing disovering was found after thousands of parents and children complained that they were pig sick of social services.Scientists found a link that social workers were spreading the virus orally by spraying verbal diarrorha.

Dr psychbabble said ” This is a groundbreaking discovery that may save the bacon of thousands of children and families.” He called for the immediate vaccination of every social worker in the land which would have to be injected in their eyeballs.Those that refuse to have vaccine face having compulsory tongue amputations and mouths stitched up to prevent it passing to nspcc workers, barnados,cafcass,and judges although early signs show it may already be to late.

A spokesman for the national swine flu helpline revealed they have already been innundated with calls from cafcass officers that think they have caught it from telling ” porkies “.

We tried to get several people to comment but they all said they were prevented from doing so after being gagged under family law.

This is yet another blow to social services.!

Baroness Dulleth Mingin spokesperson for the Dcsf said ” atchoo oink sniff ”

NEW BATCH OF PERSONALITY DISORDERS DISCOVERED

A doctor who was commissioned by the family courts to do research on personality disorders has revealed there are many more than first thought.

Dr Pindick was paid £ 1000567987 by a family judge to assess thousands of parents whos children had been removed by social services.

He discovered that the new personality disorders include

loath and despise syndrome ….. a parents hatred of social workers

your all corrupt lying bastards syndrome….. a parents hatred of family courts.

stick your order up your arse syndrome……. parents refusing to be gagged.
He also discovered a new strain of tourettes after observing many parents using launguage such as ” fuck ss, fuck cafcass ,all lying bastards,twats, wankers ”

He proclaimed these to be wildy abnormal and sectioned all parents to a mental institution on remote island in the hebrides.

Our reporter visited the hospital and witnessed thousands of parents wearing a straightgag which is a new defice fitted around the mouth to prevent them saying obscenities.

Social WoRKERS now connected to gang bangs
social workers are desperate for their profession to be taken positively instead of being known as child snatchers and child abusers.

They have recruited Goldie drum n bass artist to give them a glint of hope through his gold teeth.

Goldie who appears in a promo video for social work was about to say before the video cut off ” big up the social worker massive they are so supportive of me and my family especially my son whos on trial for stabbing a disabled person through the heart ”

Ed bollocks has suggested social workers start to  wear baseball caps and hoodies in their chosen gang colours to make them appear more friendly.

Each will be given a flick knife and baseball bat to ward of angry parents.

Social wokers welcomed the move they are also keen to take lessons in ghetto talk.

Adoption Parties

DEAR CHILDREN YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO A PARTY

THERE WILL BE JELLY AND ICE CREAM AND A CLOWN CALLED MR BALLS

YOU WILL GET TO MEET LOTS OF PEOPLE INCLUDING LESBIANS,GAY MEN,BARREN COUPLES AND PAEDOPHILES

THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF GAMES INCLUDING

PASS THE PARCEL …. WHERE YOU WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE PARCEL

MUSICAL BUMPS …… WHERE YOU WILL BE PASSED AROUND AND MADE TO SIT ON SOMEONES LAP WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS
MUSICAL STATUES ….. WHERE AS SOON AS THE MUSIC STOPS YOU WILL HAVE TO FORCE A SMILE
AT THE END OF THE PARTY ONE OF THE GUESTS WITH BE ENCOURAGED TO TAKE YOU HOME IN A GOODY BAG

TIME : SECRET

VENUE : SECRET

AM I A MAD WOMAN

September 8, 2009

Am i a mad woman for campaigning for hours on the internet to get justice for my children ?

Am i a mad woman for protesting for the same ?

Am i a mad woman for bombarding social services with emails trying to get answers?

Am i a mad woman for getting local press to report on their failings ?

Am i a mad woman for not giving up ?

Social Services seem to think i am despite me not being under any psychiatric services despite me having absolutely no contact whatsoever with my GP for a year.Despite me not being on any form of medication.

They will not increase my contact based on this opinion which is entirely theirs not a psychiatrists or a psychologists.

The actual truth is they are being vexatious because im exposing them and they are using my child as a weapon against me like an abusive ex would !!!

PARENTS TELL WOMAN THEY HAVE SAME PROBLEMS

September 2, 2009
PARENTS TELL WOMAN THEY HAVE SAME PROBLEMSBacking for mum over files access

By Lyn Grainger

The Stafford mother battling to have access to Social Services files on her children has received nationwide support after telling her story to the Post.

The woman who cannot be named for legal reasons, has been fighting for 18 months to see Staffordshire County council reports on her family which she says are inaccurate and may have affected court proceedings and the access she has to her sons.

Under data protection law she should have been given the information within 40 days.

Earlier this year Stafford’s MP David Kidney joined her fight and said he was “ spitting mad “ after being assured in April she would be given the files.

And now on the Stafford mother’s online blog, parents across the country have backed her call for the reports – and have revealed that many of them are in the same situation.

One local parent wrote ; “I had the same problem with Staffordshire County Council trying to get information.When it was finally sent six months later some of the information had been deleted. I know this as I had original copies of some of the papers.”

And parents from across the country raised concerns about their own local authorities and social services.

One wrote :” This happened to me. In my case they had 40 days to reply but they said that because they shared parental responsibility with me ( which means they are in control )they can decide if I have that information.”

Another commented: “Many years after my daughter was adopted against my wishes I found that a letter sent to Social Services contained a typing error which conveyed the opposite intention to that which had been meant regards my parental abilities. This typing error may have contributed directly to the awful course of events that prevented my having my baby back. I believe it was used to discredit me despite the hospital writing again to correct the mistake “

Alison Stevens, of the campaign group Parents Against Injustice, said the organisation was aware of many cases dragging their heels over information requests.

“ Local Authorities have to send the requested files within 40 days but they are often not following public law guidelines. “

She added “ We have been quite successful, with regards to parents obtaining their social services files, under the data protection act, using a template letter and another letter we have drafted for the Information Commissioner.”

A spokesperson for Staffordshire County Council issued this statement last week : “ The issue of supplying case files extends further than a data protection issue, which would carry a deadline of 40 days.

“ Now we have received advice from the Information Commissioner a meeting will be held imminently to discuss this matter to agree what information she will be provided with.

 

one thing that will never change

August 27, 2009
I will never stop seeking justice and
> accountability.There are serious failings with my case and
> others.It will take along time to gather evidence and expose
> misconduct, failures in implementing Victoria Climbie
> recommendations,failures to take domestic violence
> seriously,abuse of children within the care system including
> Pindown,Riverside childrens home , Chadswell assessment
> centre, police officer in charge of investigating child
> abuse jailed for child abuse , children being assaulted in
> foster care by a carer , hit over the head with an axe,
> guardians always taking time off sick , misconduct of social
> workers, mothers being persecuted, evidence not being
> submitted to court and reports not written deliberately to
> persecute the mother. All this going on in staffordshire.I
> have loads of research and gather it i have enough
> documented evidence to sink social services and cafcass in
> stafford and as soon as i can expose it i will have very
> good reporter at
> daily mail who wants it.I dont care if you or social
> services dislike me IT SHOULD BE ABOUT BEST INTERESTS OF THE
> CHILD not a case of we dont like jane because she makes
> complaints and reports us to ofsted,lgo,nalgro,Gscc, Mps if
> you all did you job properly and made relevent enquiries
> gathered proof and were professional and open and honest
> SIMPLE FACT IS I WOULDNT HAVE TO after 3 yrs of
> gathering evidence finally im being listened to and the
> corruption is being exposed call in your expert witnesses
> like last time to try and slate me and say im mentally ill
> .I have all the evidence to say im not and all the paperwork
> to expose the corruption and four other local parents to
> back me up that im not on my own.We welcome
> the opening up of family courts and im in talks with local
> journalists opening their eyes to opinion based
> evidence,perjury so called expert witnesses such as dr
> hibbert who comes under fire after final hearing.Rather than
> print all the emails off to present to court to suggest i
> may be near a breakdown like last time which was totally
> wrong and dismissed by dr pilgrim ( real reason was if he
> said i was you could maybe have gotton away with constantly
> fobbing my concerns off ) show the judge this one it sums
> everything up.When i have finished my degree i will be
> making a documentary about all of the above.I fully
> understand the law and would protect my childrens
> confidentiality at all times however i will not be
> protecting the agencies involved in corruption !!!!!
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PLEA FOR INFORMATION ON SONS:MOTHER HITS OUT AT SOCIAL SERVICES

August 26, 2009

MP JOINS ROW OVER WAIT FOR KEY FILES

Stafford’s MP David Kidney has blasted social services for failing to provide a local mother with files about her children that she claims contain inaccurate information which led to the limited access she has to her sons.
The distraught woman who cannot be named for legal reasons has been waiting for 18 months to see the reports.
And now Mr Kidney has called for an investigation to establish whether staffordshire County Council has breeched the Data Protection Act as it should have handed over the files within 40 days.
The Stafford mother first requested to see all the information Staffordshire County Council held on her children in January 2008.
She told the post she understands the files contain inaccuracies about her which could have affected family court proceedings.
In April this year David Kidney recieved a pledge the files would be released within 40 days after he contacted the authority on her behalf.
” She came to me because she had already been waiting far too long,” he said ” I am spitting mad because the council then wrote to me and said they were going to give her the information and she still does not have it.Some light needs shining on this situation. ”
He has written to the Information Commissioner’s Office ( ICO ) calling for an investigation into the councils actions.
In April the woman had a partial victory when her claims that the council had failed to respond to an information request and that inaccurate information was held was partially upheld.
However , she has STILL not been given access to the files.
She told the Post: ” Social services expect parents to be open and transparent so i do not think it is unreasonable for parents to expect the same in return.
” All i want is justice and accountability ” The issue of local authorities ” dragging their heals’over information has recently been raised by family campaign groupParents Against Injustice.
Speaking earlier this year Alison Stevens, head of the organisation, said ” Local Authorities have to send the requested files within 40 days but they are often not following public law guidelines.”
A spokesperson for Staffordshire County Council said this week ” The issue of supplying case files concerning ( her ) children extends further than a data protection issue , which would normally carry a deadline of 40 days.
We have recently taken advice from the Information Commissioner , as we have to balence her right of access to information with the childrens best interests and their right to confidentiality.
Now we have recieved the advice from the Information Commissioner, a meeting will be held imminently to discuss this matter to agree what information she will be provided with.”

as reported in Stafford Post Wednesday 27th August 2009

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